BEAUTIFUL LADY

Beautiful lady, beautiful lady, beautiful lady, beautiful lady...

Pretty face, slammin' body
shaven armpits, on a beautiful lady...

Tiny top lip, huge bottom lip
interesting contrast, on a beautiful lady...

Fly-away hair, thinning at the temples
tiny teeth, in my beautiful lady...

Tiny mind, massive ego
terrible stutter, but a beautiful lady...

Masculine dress sense, fallen arches (yeah)
orthopaedic footware, on a beautiful lady...

Beautiful ladies, plain Janes, ugly wenches, hideous ladies...

Manly fishwives, dog ugly, snaggletoothed witches, all of them ladies...
To be honest, I'll ride anything I can get...

Thicker and Thinner, 2009®